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On March 21, 2016 a Nissan Altima showed me and my Karate Monkey just who’s boss.  We had quite the lesson in physics that evening. F=u+cked. This is a pic I snapped last night from the car’s perspective.

It took a fraction of a second for the whole thing to go down. The inattentiveness of the driver to STOP before left hand turning started me on a journey that has already taken hundreds of hours of my life.

I don’t honestly believe the driver set out to hit a fellow human. There was no cyclist hate. He was simply in a hurry to get his daughter to an activity and wasn’t entirely focused on piloting a 2-ton vehicle for a few moments.

I couldn’t do anything differently. I was wearing hi-vis clothing and there was ample daylight. I had stopped, determined it was safe to proceed, and was starting. I was ½ way through an offset intersection heading eastbound (from the left) as the car was traveling westbound (from the right.) I was hit on the left side from the head-on direction.

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It’s now been a year and a day. I’m not angry at the driver. Truthfully though, I am disappointed. And really confused. The way insurance works, there’s no room to admit fault or offer a true condolence. I should not have been hit by this person (I know more about the situation than I’m willing to disclose on the internet). I don’t know if his life was altered from this experience. I do know mine has.

I get tired of people telling me “Change is good.” whenever a situation doesn’t go as one would like. Change is change. It’s not inherently good or bad. It’s just makes things different. The change in my life as a result of this experience has been mixed. I definitely can’t say it’s all been good.

One of my first rides back was with a friend. He said, “Sometimes we have experiences for no apparent reason other than to test what we’re made of.”


The above picture was from my ride last night- March 22, 2017. I broke out the ungeared 36″ uni and put in over 30 miles. The shot is blurry as I was running out of daylight and was still several miles out so I snapped it while riding.

As frustrated as I’ve been from being hit, I’m thankful I can still ride.

Cars are dangerous.



Unicycle Nerdery: NAUCC 29er Marathon Class?

No joke, I like racing unicycles.  Since 2008 it’s mostly replaced my need to bicycle race.  That’s changed a bit over the last couple of years as I’ve begun to again occasionally toe the line on two wheels, but high speed unicycle racing will always fascinate me as unlike bike racing, the sport is relatively new.  The first Unicon (unicycle world championships) wasn’t until 1984.  Before that, North America had the North American Unicycling Championships and Convention (NAUCC) which dated back to 1973 for the first one.  The 36″ wheel wasn’t available until the late 1990s, and the Marathon didn’t really take hold until at least the mid 2000s.  The 2 speed 1.54 overdrive hub, the Schlumpf, wasn’t available until 2005.  Since then, speeds have increased as well as participation in racing.  Just how fast?  The current world record speed for the Marathon (yes, 42.195km) is 19.9mph.

With all of this significant development in the sport, there is significant development in the sport’s rules.  As with any sport, some of the rules to unicycle racing are going to differ from those in other racing disciplines.  Since many unicycles are direct drive, the size of the wheel matters.  In theory, the bigger wheel goes faster.  This is mostly true in practice- in Road Racing.  Off-Road racing is a whole other discussion.  Things also get a bit messy when considering the 2-speed shiftable overdrive hub as it alters the virtual wheel size with it’s own changes in handling due to the transmission.  While that is part of this discussion, it’s not the focus.

Now that the background rambling is over, we can now get to the question:

Should there be a separate 29er class for the NAUCC Marathon?

The short answer: No. 29ers are welcome to race as part of the Unlimited class and placings count in age group placings as well (and also get counted towards the subset of overall Ungeared).  However, there should not be a separate class for the 29in wheel ungeared unicycle.


  1. Speed.  Road Racing is supposed to be fast.  For the most part 36″ riders on ungeared unicycles are much faster than 29″ riders on ungeared unicycles since most riders run out of cadence before strength.  36″ wheels travel 24% further every pedal stroke. Even though the 36er wheel is heavier, it’s incredibly difficult to spin 24% faster on the smaller wheel.  There is not a full Ungeared 36″ class yet as there aren’t enough Schlumpf hubs being raced to warrant splitting the Unlimited class fully into Geared and Ungeared, so why would a slower wheel get preference?
  2. Time.  Very few elite riders at NAUCC choose to road race smaller wheels.  This typically leaves the Ungeared 29er for those who are not comfortable on a 36″ wheel yet.  A 26.2 mi Marathon is a long race.  While the fastest riders are in the 1:30ish range (geared 36″= virtual 54″ wheel), the slowest ungeared 36″ riders sometimes still struggle to make 3:30.  Some riders have finished on ungeared 29″ unis ahead of some ungeared 36″ unis, but they have not broken the top 10 of the ungeared 36″ unis yet.  The Marathon is a long event.  Being part of an approximately 30 event schedule for a week, it needs a cutoff time.  By adding a 29er class (before 36″ ungeared) we would possibly be encouraging a few more riders to attempt the Marathon, but we would also run into more riders hitting the cutoff time and needing to be swept from the course.
  3. Geared (36, 29, 27.5, or 26) vs. Ungeared is a class designation that needs to develop first.  Being that geared hubs have proven to be a definite advantage in Road Racing over the past 10 years, we recently added to the rulebook a clause to recognize the top finishing Ungeared rider as North American Champion.  That clause is in effect when 5 or more Schlumpf riders are entered in an event as the Ungeared rider can get squeezed out of a top 5 finish.  Unfortunately, uni racing hasn’t hit the point where the geared hub is ubiquitous enough yet to separate into Geared and Ungeared categories.  It’s likely when the Geared vs. Ungeared split happens that the 36″ ungeared (the current biggest pneumatic wheel size) will be faster than the 29″ ungeared.  Then again, maybe something bigger than a 36″ wheel will take hold by then.  Giving the smaller wheel the nod now by making a 29er class would not make sense.
  4. For the good of the sport we should encourage racers to race at the highest, fastest level they possibly can.  While geared unicycles can typically be the fastest, geared unicycles are not for all unicyclists.  A single speed direct-drive unicycle is a very simple machine.  It’s pure in a running sort of way.  In a foot-running race, the person who runs the fastest wins.  On an equally wheel sized simple machine, it’s the person who pedals the fastest.  That has strong roots in the sport of unicycle racing and should be honored.  A geared unicycle is comparatively much more complex and expensive- pretty much tripling the cost of the uni.  And there’s a much greater chance of mechanical failure as well.  In the realm of road racing, geared riding is typically the fastest, which is one of the main goals of racing.  But, the addition of a transmission, extra expense and complexity skew the sport away from running races and more towards bicycle racing.  Uni racing occupies that unique space somewhere in the middle and we should continue to respect the past and look forward to the future.

Completing a Marathon- whether by running on foot or balancing on top of a wheel with not much more than a seat and pedals, is indeed a significant accomplishment and should be celebrated.  Anyone who completes the distance on any size wheel should always have their time and placings recorded.  Newer riders should be encouraged to ride the Marathon as it’s the longest distance race offered in many unicycling competitions.  However, until the ridership is large enough to support multiple class splits from what we currently have, we should not have a 29er class offered at NAUCC.

Now, the devil’s advocate addendum:

The 29 ungeared (instead of 36) is the Standard Class at Unicon.  I was on the Rulebook Committee when we debated the merits of it.  The reasons presented for the 29 becoming the standard before the 36 in the realm of intercontinental competitions were:

  1. Intercontinental air travel is the norm.  A 29″ wheel is the biggest that fits standard airline baggage restrictions for international travel.  A rider can also easily pack a frame and several wheels (29, 27.5, 26, and/or 24) and be able to compete in many of the events at Unicon.
  2. At the international level there are many 29er riders who are faster than many of the ungeared 36er riders attempting the Marathon for the first time who are not Road Racing Specialists.  Timing is much less of an issue.
  3. It may seem unfair that the Ungeared 36 did not get a class designation yet, but the top 3 Ungeared riders will now be recognized.  This was another rule that was voted into the rulebook the same time the 29 as the Standard size wheel was.


Maybe you enjoyed some of this nerdery, or maybe you tuned out.  It’s OK either way.  Unicycle racing is important, but not very profitable.  Being a North American Champion, along with $3, will buy a cup of coffee at a decent coffee shop.  This blog’s about the same as it isn’t about making money, it’s about making sense of the world around me.


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“She works at Liberty Travel- She’s got a heart made of… gravel?…” Fountains of Wayne, Denise

Go pedal. Now. That’s the message. If you want to skip all of the rest of this, that’s fine. The moral of the story is at the beginning of this paragraph. If you want a bit of background as to one of the reasons why I follow that ethos, read on.

This pic was taken today. It’s on one of my favorite loops that leaves from my doorstep. Leaving from my doorstep and taking a few hours to outrun some demons means a lot to me. Don’t get me wrong, sometimes I drive to get a good ride in. That’s cool, but I’d rather just ride and skip the drive part altogether. If I can pedal from and to the house I don’t waste any extra travel time. That leaves me more time to ride. I like love to ride.

On today’s ride I revisited a loop I’d done once before. It’s 27.5mi or so long and includes 21 or so miles of pavement. The rest is comprised of No Winter Maintenance roads, and even less accessible roads than that. In those areas of the ride I find it difficult for F150 drivers who can’t read STOP on a sign to give me the run down. When they’re using an exit ramp, not so much.

The steed of choice today was The Great Gonzo. Not all of my human powered vehicles (HPVs) have names. I don’t g out of my way to name inanimate objects, but sometimes there’s a reason to. The Hunter geared 36″ unicycle has a myriad of reasons. This uni belonged to a dear friend before it moved in with me. Dan used in in Ride the Lobster in 2008 when we were members of the Surly Speed Goats. He commissioned The Great Gonzo. After riding it for a while though, he determined that a geared unicycle isn’t his thing. For a long time I wasn’t sure it was my thing either. A geared hub complicates a unicycle on many levels. It often costs 2x or more the price of a high end unicycle for the hub itself. It adds complexity and a maintenance schedule. It makes riding a unicycle so much harder than without one.

It also opens up whole new worlds.

If you want to go really freaking fast on one wheel, this is the best gig going. That’s not entirely why I’m fond of The Great Gonzo though. I do like to go fast, BUT I realized a few years ago that I like to go a Med Express or FastER Care level of fast. For those not familiar with those places, they’re emergency care places that are a level shy of visiting the Emergency Room. They’re good for somewhere around the level of stitches. Broken bones are for the ER. I’ve had stitches several times. They caused me to miss some pool time, but rarely caused me to miss much riding. I’m not saying I’m a fan of getting them, but in the grand scheme of things, they’re tolerable.

I am fond of The Great Gonzo (if you don’t know who this is yet, Google the Muppets) because the overdrive of 1.5:1 in second gear allows me to have a really, really, really versatile unicycle. Unicycles without gears are limited by their wheel size and crank length. A 36″ wheel may sound ginormous, but when it comes down to covering ground it’s about equivalent to putting a normal bike in the middle chainring up front and several cogs in from the biggest in back. Comfortable for smelling the roses, but not so good if you’re in a hurry.

To compensate for a limited wheelsize, (ungeared) unis often use shorter cranks to make smaller circles. It’s a good plan, and it can help a rider achieve some good speeds, but the tradeoff is that hills are harder and the torque is less. Smaller circles with the legs are good for speed, but not so good for control in sketchy situations.

The second gear overdrive of a geared hub changes things.

I like 100mm cranks on my ungeared unicycle when I’m in a hurry. The downside rears its ugly head when I can’t climb the 15%+ grade 2 blocks from my house at the start of the ride and I have to take a detour of several blocks (or walk, but walking on a ride?- no thanks). I discovered with the geared unicycle I can run 150mm cranks and climb up the beast 2 blocks over, then shift into overdrive and cruise several mph faster than I can on the ungeared uni.

I’ve really grown to like the 150s for that reason. I also like them because they do slow me down a bit. I know a fair number of go fast people who prefer shorter cranks (137mm typically) on their geared 36″uni so that they can, well, go fast, and spin smaller circles when they’re in the 1:1 mode the hub offers.

I totally respect that thinking. For me though I prefer the slightly longer cranks because I get a first gear that allows me to get lost enough that F-150s can’t change the color of my chamois to brown. First gear allows me to climb almost any hill within reason and then keep the speed in check when I shift to a FastER Care level on the other side. Sure, I could go faster with shorter cranks in second gear. My Jedi skills just may not be there yet.

Or I may just be a chicken. I did see a feral one on a gravel road through Moraine a few rides ago. That may be a story for another time. Or not.

Two Sides and A Nu Start

This is one of my favorite songs.  It was highly appropriate today.  As many people have realized, life in America is being crippled by a lack of reason.  Common sense is no longer the norm.  I’m definitely not a guru, but living without the earbuds in 24/7 and limiting the Matrix time allows the brain to connect a few dots.  It’s easy to go on about unchecked governmental agencies and greed at the corporate level, but I’d rather not soapbox now as it’s just not the time.  I need to wrap this up and get to pedaling.

All that said, today was just too rich to not jot down a few notes:

1. Our new health care system currently in the implementation process may not be a solution to the problems at hand, but when the Director of Billing for a major medical conglomerate can’t figure out what is happening when their personal medical bills through another system arrive and need paid, there are some major problems with the current billing and insurance system.

2. If the current trends in education go unchecked, I predict a shortage of middle school Math, Science, and possibly English teachers in the next few years.  Those who go into teaching do it for the children.  That’s not where things are headed.  It’s not the teachers’ nor local school’s fault.  It goes much higher than that.

3. Fracking.  Replace “ra” with the last full-time vowel in the alphabet.

In spite of losing the bet to Orwell, all is not lost.

The commute home featured an experience which inspired the inclusion of the audio portion of this post:

I was pedaling down the street when a large blue pickup truck headed in the opposite direction turned left about 100ft in front of me- into the wrong way of a one way alley.  He then proceeded to pull out and back up.  Unfortunately for me, that was right into my path and nearly into me.  I dodged (this time not a wrench or a ball), and rode by.  He finished pulling out and we rolled the 1/2 block to the light.

He decided that life needed a bit more horn (and I was hoping for cowbell).  I was trackstanding at the light waiting for the change when he hit the road rage button.  When the light did change to green, I headed straight through the intersection and he turned right.  Just before he turned right he angrily hit the horn again.  I had enough.  BUT, just as I was ready to modify my course and turn to get the plate number and maybe lose my cool I heard a loud shout from a pedestrian on the corner:

“That guy’s an @$$#%&*!”  I looked over and he smiled at me as I rode by.  I gave him the thumb’s up and thanked him for making my day.  Sometimes the unicyclist in a rain suit isn’t the clown after all.

Today’s lesson: Let it go, this too shall pass.

How about a reminder?

‘Cause it Will Give Me Time to Think

First, a disclaimer: opinions expressed here are just that. The blog tends to get used often for personal reasons. It’s a place to document a particular place in time. Some people keep a journal, I choose here. This has 2 benefits: 1. This beats grabbing scraps of paper and jotting down ideas only to lose them. Blogging works well as long as I remember the login password. And, 2. It’s possible there’s something presented here that needs discussed further. That’s good for me as I try to keep an open mind (even if most of the time as of late it’s covered by a wool hat).

Yesterday’s post about the dislike of parades generated more responses than I’d anticipated. Several people brought up great pro-parade points. Thanks Mike and Mike (and everyone else who commented too, but Mike and Mike is the most fun to say). I still personally don’t care for parades. For me, they’re mostly a poor investment of time. However, I do see they have value for many unicyclists.

After thinking about the issue more I had another thought rattle around about a good use of time (at least for me) in getting people to try unicycling:


The best way to get a person to try unicycling is to get them on a unicycle.

It’s not just exposing them to the concept that counts, it’s putting them on the actual saddle.

Sure, parades are a good way for people to see other people riding unicycles in person. If we move to just observing unicycling in person and extend observing to cyberspace, the internet has a lot of unicycling going on (relatively speaking- the lol cats definitely have the upper hand in popularity).

The step from observing something to doing something is often pretty big though.

There are people who make the jump from observer to participant because they just saw someone do it. They’ll seek out an opportunity to try something new and take the risk. The step becomes a lot easier, however, if the opportunity to try is now rather than later.

Handing out flyers is typically an ineffective way of getting a message across. We’ve done it at parades. We’ve done it at other events. There’s a lot of work for little return. At parades especially there’s little opportunity for interaction between those riding and those watching. There isn’t much time to ask or answer questions regarding unicycling. A table at a festival or event lends itself to a little more discussion time.

Being able to get the potential unicyclist on a unicycle right now changes things significantly.

We all learn better from our own experience than by someone else’s. Telling and showing will never replace doing.

I learned a few years ago to prioritize community service based upon potential impact. I shoot for being effective without an inordinate amount of effort.

Here’s what I’ve found to work (at least locally):

1. People want to interact with other people in meatspace. If you can spend time face to face and be honest about why you like unicycling and then give them the opportunity to try it, there’s a good chance they will.

2. Nothing attracts a crowd like a crowd- especially when attempting a new skill. When we’ve got one learner, that person typically progresses at a slower rate than when we have several people at a similar stage. They bond with each other. They talk and share the experience. This extends to single serving experience people as well- those people who will try for 5 minutes and then never again. If there are multiple unicycles available that they can sit on while their friends are too, they are more likely to try.

3. People like to beat records. Whether it’s riding unassisted for 5 pedal strokes learning to turn, or hopping onto a picnic table, success achieved with effort is incredibly valuable.

4. In moving people from “Unicycles exist” to “I think I’ll try it” we’ve found the greatest returns on our efforts in partnering with organizations that allow us to set up a space and let people try it right there, right now. Sure, many people give it a go for the novelty of it never to return to it. But, universally they get an appreciation for the sport from the experience.

Instagram and facebook often end up with a few more pics of people on unicycles too- hopefully putting us a step closer to catching the lol cats in the cyber ranks.

One closing thought: in trying to get people to try unicycling, it’s important to not insist they give up bicycling.

Both are awesome.

A Fine Day for a Parade?


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I’ve been part of a unicycle club for about 5 years now.  When we were first getting started in 2009 none of us knew what the club would look like.  Many non-unicyclists who we discussed unicycles with noted that it would be fun for kids and wondered if we would be juggling too.  While it’s true that we’ve had kids learn to ride with us, and we’ve had a couple of people give juggling a try- those are the exceptions, not the norm for what typically goes on with us.

What is typical for us is well more than 50% of our learners have been adults- many without children.  Many of our riders don’t seek to perform on their unicycles, they’re just looking to have fun and get some exercise.  Many of them ride their unicycles in what would once have been considered non-traditional unicycling environments- i.e. outside on bike paths, roads, and trails.  There is nothing wrong at all with doing things in what is considered a traditional pattern if it works.  For us though, it hasn’t.

One of the big areas people expect to see unicycling in public is in parades.  Sure, our club does 3 parades a year- mainly because they show our support for our sponsors.  We’ve been approached about doing many more parades.  If someone wants to get people organized to do them, I may attend, but I don’t have an interest in doing any more.

I don’t like parades.

We’ve heard it said, even among some of our members, that parades are a good way to attract new riders.  For some clubs, that’s definitely true.  For us, not so much.  At this point, we’ve had over 100 people learn to ride with us over the past 5 years (I think that’s actually a low estimate).  We typically have at least 3 (and as sometimes as many as 12 or 13) people learning with us at the YMCA that are still working on riding without support.  I can’t recall anyone who has joined us because they saw us in a parade.  On the other hand, we’ve had multiple people join us because they saw us riding on the road, bike path, or through the woods.  We’ve had many of those people discover the fun of riding and unicycle and then invite their friends.

I believe that model of riding in parades works well for some groups in some locations.  That’s cool.  In no way do I mean to say, “The parade model doesn’t work.”  I am saying, “I don’t like parades, and they don’t work for me.”

Why would I say that?

1. Parades are full of specialty things that parade watchers can’t do.  Sure, there are marching bands and scout troops, but think of all the cool stuff in parades that isn’t being watched just by the parents of the participants.  Like Shriners (fezzes are cool) on go karts:

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Or the beauty pageant princesses.  Or the fire trucks.  Seriously, what boy hasn’t wanted to drive the fire truck?  Imagine the traffic problems we’d have if everybody who wanted to drive the fire truck did- on a daily basis!  When many people watch a parade with unicycles, they lump unicycling into the “Things that are cool, but I can’t do” category.

2. Parades are special occasions.  The things in parades are for special occasions (except for the fire trucks).  Floats don’t cruise main street at 2:30 on just any random Tuesday.  Unicycles get pigeon-holed into special occasion vehicles for performance.

3. There’s so much going on in a parade, you’re just another spectacle to beheld for the next minute or two.  Sure, you can hand someone a flyer about trying unicycling, but it’s most likely to end up in the trash can, or worse yet, on the ground at the end of the parade.  You’ll be forgotten about until the next parade.

4. This one’s personal.  I’m tired of hearing “POP A WHEELIE!”

So since I don’t like parades, I don’t like public appearances.  Quite the contrary.  For us, we’ve found avenues to demonstrate unicycling and allow others to give it a try.  We’ve set up demo areas (always with a try it yourself component) at biking events.  We meet at the Wheel Mill, a local indoor mountain bike park regularly (mostly Fridays for mUni night).  We’re at the local YMCA throughout the winter.  It’s free to try.  We’ve had many people pop their head in the gym out of curiosity, and once they see all levels of people riding- especially beginners, they stop back later to give it a go.  We’ve even been fortunate to go to non-cycling events that are interested in giving people the experience of trying a unicycle (200 people did last Friday at the Carnegie Science Center 21+ night.)

We see unicycles first as cycles, then as unicycles.  We’re a subset of what gets pedaled.  This perspective has worked for us.  We’re not looking to be separate.  We think unicycles are fun for everyone and they can be enjoyed most anywhere anything else with pedals can be.

So while we don’t do many parades, and our club demographic is somewhat “non-traditional” as far as unicycling clubs go, we’re not against other clubs’ methods.  The way we see it is the more people riding unicycles, the better it is for all of us who do.

If after reading all of this you’re interest is piqued, and you’d like to further check out unicycling with us, click on over to www.butlerwobble.com .

Just don’t ask me to pop a wheelie.

Chase the Kangaroo


It’s that end of year time. I found one of my favorite pictures of 2013 just a few minutes ago. It’s of George and James. It was taken last July at NAUCC 2013. NAUCC is a (difficult to get straight) acronym for: North American Unicycling Convention and Championships. The pic on Facebook was titled “Marathon”, and that it was- 26+ miles on one wheel each.

What event the picture was from is irrelevant when compared to who the riders are. George and James went from strangers from 1/2 way around the world from each other (George is from Australia and James is from a bit south of here), to friends sharing virtual high 5’s and looking forward to meeting again in 2014.

In Montreal for Unicon 17. I look forward to getting in on those high 5’s. And they won’t be virtual.